Musician fail

I’d like to re-introduce you to a man called Fred Durst. You may remember him wearing a red cap, bleating away as the lead singer of the phenomenally awful band, Limp Bizkit. Or maybe you remember him as the man who got pwned by Britney Spears*.

Well, in the recent inaugural annual traditional “Iwilldothatformoney Awards for Dumbasses and Numpties”, we bestowed upon Mr Durst the honour of Worst Ever Guitar Solo Ever.

An honorary achievement award was also given out to every member of the audience who had actually paid money to hear it.

You can watch his stunning effort to single-handedly destroy the eardrums of 1,258 people behind the cut.

Warning: this video might make you vomit a little bit in your mouth.

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*Transcript:

Fred Durst: “Anybody out there who has a serious problem with my feelings for Britney should just chill… I have never felt this way, so there. If you think Im going soft then you go ahead and think it.”

Britney Spears: “The thing is we worked together for like 3 days and he’s a really cool guy but there’s no relationship. I’m confused about it, I don’t really know him that well.”

Britney Spears: “I think him for me, but not me for him… He’s said some pretty amazing things about me. But, um, I think he leaped in too deep, too quick.”

Fred Durst: “”It just became a fiasco of madness. [But] I always stay true to my heart and true to everything I did and my intentions, and I am in no way a liar.”