Born in New Zealand less than 30 years ago, Kate “thejamtart” Murray moved to the UK for the spectacular weather. She soon fell in with a bad crowd and started making plots to take over the world via blogs.

Kate always picks prime numbers on her lotto tickets, and claims responsibility for the internet. Frequently accused of being too organised, Kate protests that if not for her organisational skills, the glaciers would have melted years ago.

Always looking for ways to be even more cool, Kate recently started wearing sunglasses inside, and plans to become a band photographer when she grows up.

In her spare time, she cultivates an addiction to coffee, looks for hilarious videos of cats and kids on YouTube, does even more writing for no money, and isn’t bitter about being the unfunny one. Not even a little bit.