Posts Tagged ‘armed robbery’

Major, major scoop! Ever wondered what exactly happens to your council tax, after it has left your bank account and entered the coffers of your local authority? Well one of our sources has managed to totally thieve get hold of a very important document from the Haringey Council – their 2010 budget plans. It is with great joy that we share this with you behind the cut:

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The Art of Armed Robbery

‘Dumbass’ is a rubbish word. With so many insults available to advocates of the English language, it is a word that should be buried and left for dead. ‘Idiot’, ‘ignoramus’, ‘cretin’, ‘dolt’, ‘moron’, ‘simpleton’… All of these should be more than capable of ousting the word ‘dumbass’ from common usage.

Except that, sometimes, there is no other word that so perfectly captures the essence of a person. Some people, through their own ridiculousness, are so suited to being referred as a dumbass that the word simply cannot be laid to rest, lest we start thinking of them as somehow intellectually equal to goats.

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