Posts Tagged ‘crazy spending’

A French bulldog puppy typically vends for around £2000 according to our on-hand puppy-buying expert. This is a hell of a lot of money to pay to watch a creature writhe around on laminate flooring. Turtles are like, only a fiver.

This French bulldog is doing an impression of a turtle. His owners take pleasure in making him look stupid, whereas actually they are extremely intelligent, and in this case this gorgeous specimen is merely feigning an interest in sitting upright to appease his masters.

There is something strangely opaque about his fathomless eyes though. Remember when you used to play with marbles, the “misty” ones? I am reminded of them when I look into this dog’s eyes when he stops writhing for a rest and a breather.

Forget the negligence of the owner, one of his parents is slumped on the floor in the background. Totally. Not. Helping.

haha, my eyelash extensions cost more than your mortgage!

I think it’s about time we had another scathing blog post! About celebrities! Especially ones with too much money. And no sense. And this time, I’m talking about… Mariah Carey. A vapid, boring, massively inflated ego on legs.

I never used to care much about Mariah Carey. She was just some long legged songstress who came across like she was trying too hard. I have to admit, her voice is spectacular. To be perfectly honest to the point of embarrassment, I sometimes get goosebumps when I hear her belt out a song.

Problem is, that amazing voice is inextricably attached to an attention-seeking balloon-headed nonny.

I suppose it’s common knowledge she’s some kind of megalomaniac, preening diva. I mean, I knew that – although I never knew how much was truth and how much was rumour mill. But then I found out the brutal reality when I happened to stumble across an episode of E! True Hollywood My One Week in Hell with a Diva Story, or something like that. I promptly threw up a little bit. And then I started to hate Ms Carey, in that way you can somehow hate someone you have never ever met — and hope never ever to meet. The woman is insane. It was such a shock to see an actual live person be such a prize dickhead.
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Your money burning

A great article about some of the most unworthy services for which we consumers pay, ‘just in case’ we need them.

This is a list of top examples of how crazy spending can get – from ID theft and payment protection insurance to wedding insurance (as if it will matter…).

Read more at Yahoo’s Money section…