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Some of you might have noticed a decrease in the output levels around here recently. Some of you also know we are quite busy at work at the moment. The things may be related.

But to make sure you’re all still getting your fix of squee, here’s something we found recently: Henry Making His Bed.

A French bulldog puppy typically vends for around £2000 according to our on-hand puppy-buying expert. This is a hell of a lot of money to pay to watch a creature writhe around on laminate flooring. Turtles are like, only a fiver.

This French bulldog is doing an impression of a turtle. His owners take pleasure in making him look stupid, whereas actually they are extremely intelligent, and in this case this gorgeous specimen is merely feigning an interest in sitting upright to appease his masters.

There is something strangely opaque about his fathomless eyes though. Remember when you used to play with marbles, the “misty” ones? I am reminded of them when I look into this dog’s eyes when he stops writhing for a rest and a breather.

Forget the negligence of the owner, one of his parents is slumped on the floor in the background. Totally. Not. Helping.

A solution to my junk mail problem! All I need to do is get a dog like one of these:

Hartley really really really hates junk mail

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