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Bonza! We’ve made it to 100 posts. Even more surprisingly, we’re still talking to each other. Over the course of the last 99 posts, we’ve learnt a lot and have come to understand a lot more about the world. And so with this in mind, we announce the first ever list of winners in the inaugural annual traditional Iwilldothatformoney Awards for Dumbasses and Numpties. Wahay!

“Lady Gaga has displayed a complete lack of depth and talent yet is bizarrely on the front page of every national newspaper while sales plummet.” – Ludraman, Judge, jury, executioner. Lady Gaga was also a finalist in the Madonna’s Wardrobe Raider of the Year award.	“I’d like to thank God, even though I don’t believe in him, so I guess I did this all on my own.” – thejamtart, winner.
“The title of this award comes from Thejamtart’s inability to say “Stumble”. Every time I promote an article, we’re bombarded by eight million people who all really hate my writing. Go figure.” – NotWelshMan, winner.	“When Joe ‘PowerBroker’ Schifano offered to write us an article back when we first started, we were thrilled. We still haven’t read it. So the research is probably really thorough.” – NotWelshMan, judge.
“We actually wanted to give this award to just one person, but couldn’t tell them apart.” – Thejamtart, judge. “It’s a tough call; they’re all so different…” – style editor for Runway	Winner: Japan Gay Picture for “Help yourself to bread” “Polite and tasty and completely unrelated to the post. Well deserved. Unanimous decision from the judging panel against some tough competition.” – judges
“I was gutted with this. I really thought my review of Tekken would win. Instead, everyone gets to read me ranting about some Australian bint who can’t figure out her emails. And in second place? The fucking fashion industry post.” – NotWelshMan, winner	Suuqin for “Most girls’ dream… a magic card” “Is it?” -Suuqin, winner.
“Made us sick up a little bit.” – Thejamtart, judge	“Can’t believe you guys still hang around here after all the crap we’ve posted.” – judges

Musician fail

I’d like to re-introduce you to a man called Fred Durst. You may remember him wearing a red cap, bleating away as the lead singer of the phenomenally awful band, Limp Bizkit. Or maybe you remember him as the man who got pwned by Britney Spears*.

Well, in the recent inaugural annual traditional “Iwilldothatformoney Awards for Dumbasses and Numpties”, we bestowed upon Mr Durst the honour of Worst Ever Guitar Solo Ever.

An honorary achievement award was also given out to every member of the audience who had actually paid money to hear it.

You can watch his stunning effort to single-handedly destroy the eardrums of 1,258 people behind the cut.

Warning: this video might make you vomit a little bit in your mouth.

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