Posts Tagged ‘tony robbins’
Cool ways to earn a living #2: Be Tony Robbins

I bought my shiny, shiny teeth with the money of fools.
Imagine putting “self help guru” when you have to enter your job title on a form. How embarrassing would that be?
Self help gurus are widely lampooned in the mass media, often depicted as deranged, criminal, sad, pathetic, or all of the above. Some of my personal favourites are:
- Greg Kinnear as Richard Hoover in Little Miss Sunshine, a desperate, clutching man whose pathetic quotes fail to inspire his small, yawning audience.
- Patrick Swayze as Jim Cunningham in Donnie Darko, a seedy and despicable man.
- Tom Cruise as Frank T.J. Mackey in Magnolia, see above.
It’s only if you’re Tony Robbins that the job actually rocks…
Exclusive exposé: the truth about your council tax
Major, major scoop! Ever wondered what exactly happens to your council tax, after it has left your bank account and entered the coffers of your local authority? Well one of our sources has managed to totally thieve get hold of a very important document from the Haringey Council – their 2010 budget plans. It is with great joy that we share this with you behind the cut:



